Friday, September 30, 2011

Hot Guy #1

I've decided I will post a picture of a man I find stunningly attractive every day, for the forseeable future. Because let's face it, all women love looking at pictures of hot men.

Hot Guy #1: Ryan Reynolds

He is not necessarily my top favourite male celebrity but he is one of them. I can't exactly choose favourites for the best looking men because there are so many of them, and I seem to change my mind too often. But Ryan Reynolds is a name I hear often of women describing the hottest male celebrity, so I decided to go with him first.
This man is not only chiseled within an inch of his life, but he is also Canadian and was married to Scarlett Johansson. His characters in movies are often charming, sarcastic and witty and those are all qualities I dig in a man.
Some of my favourite movies that he has been in include (but are not limited to):
- Adventureland
- National Lampoon's Van Wilder
- The Proposal
- Just Friends
- Definitely, Maybe
This man is a stunner and worthy of any woman's attention and longing. He receives a solid A+ in my books.
Ryan Reynolds, I salute you and your beautiful good looks.

My Current Bucket List

I started a bucket list last year and have not been able to cross anything off yet. I still have time though.

1.       Go to space
2.       Learn Dutch
3.       Learn German
4.       Learn Spanish
5.       Learn Italian
6.       Learn to knit
7.       Learn to play piano
8.       Take a ride in a limo
9.       Go skydiving
10.   Go bungee-jumping
11.   Go scuba diving
12.   Swim with dolphins
13.   Go to a comedy show
14.   Meet an A-List celebrity
15.   Walk the red carpet
16.   Stand on Toronto Maple Leaf ice before a game
17.   Shake hands with Barack Obama
18.   Stay in the Atlantis Resort
19.   Learn to snowboard
20.   Participate in a flash-mob
21.   Learn the Thriller dance
22.   Stand in Times Square at night
23.   Attend a HUGE house party
24.   Participate in a protest
25.   Celebrate Hanukkah
26.   Hold a squirrel
27.   Pet a lion and/or a tiger
28.   Wear a ballgown
29.   Buy my wedding dress at Kleinfeld’s
30.   Have a willow tree in my yard

This is a University for Crying Out Loud!

So me and one of my friends at school went on a little excursion to the main campus of our school. Exciting stuff, especially considering I've only been there twice in the year and a bit I've been attending my school.
The campus in which I go to school is fairly small, kind of like a big high school, with roughly 3000 students. The main campus is HUGE with approximately 50 000. BIG difference. So needless to say, I was excited to experience the big university setting for a day.
We decided to check out the library, grab some books (because obviously they have a better selection than we would) and study there for a few hours before heading to a restaurant for dinner. Thing is, when we get to the library, there's no place for more than one student to study at! They have those desks with dividers so even if you want to study next to your friends and chat with them while doing research, you have to lean over this stupid wall beside you. It's like you're studying along anway. And on top of that, there are no outlets to plug your computer in so it doens't die after a few hours of studying/research! What's the deal?!
We ended up leaving the library with a few books, decided to go to lunch isntead of dinner at the restaurant and now we're on our way back to our own (better) campus.
In conclusion, this was a huge let-down for me. Not only was I expecting some big extravagant library worthy of Yale, (which was a bust), but they didn't even have outlets for the modern day student.
Thoroughly not impressed.

*Update*!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MAx3nvp8bk&feature=related
One of my friends posted a video on my FB of Mila Kunis in American Pyscho 2, running down what we call "The Stairs Of Death" on my campus! I cannot believe this! My number 3 of women I would turn lesbian for was at my school years ago, running down a flight of stairs I travel at least once a week! EXCITEMENT! This may be one of the happiest moments of my life!

Pet Peeve #14

No, in case you were wondering, I have not numbered my pet peeves, I just needed a title. Yet, this one thing has been bothering me now for a few days.
I keep hearing complaints on FB going something like this: "Why are you even posting on this? How dare you write your comments on my own personal wall! The nerve of some people sticking their noses in my business!"
Hey, guess what! News flash! FB is a PUBLIC networking site! If you post something on FB, people may read it and may comment on it. If you don't want anyone reading it, either make it a private post or DON'T POST IT AT ALL! Chances are, most of the people that do this only post controversial things on FB to get attention anyway, and once they succeed in whoring for attention, they tell you off for giving them the attention they were looking for.
Some people right? And I try to refrain from being one of those people that posts statuses saying "What is this drama? Are we in grade 5? Why don't you grow the fuck up?"
Is this redundant to anyone else? The most dramtic people always seem to be the people saying they're sick of drama and that everyone needs to grow up. If you're posting a status on FB saying people need to grow up, it seems that you are the one that needs to mature first. Mature people do not complain about drama starters and call people "c**ts" on FB.
So anyway, I'm sick of hearing this on FB, and if it's you, I hope I offended you enough to stop doing it.
Besides, it's way more fun to post funny and witty things on FB. People enjoy them more and you'll seem like a better/more fun/stable person.

Thursday, September 29, 2011

If You`re Paying $6000 in Tuition, It Would Be Wise To Go

This is just a brief rant of how expensive university is, yet people still do things to waste their money to then continue complaining how expensive it is. I heard a girl telling her friends the other day that she hadn't been to the first two weeks of class. If you pay $6000/year for tuition, you don't skip class. She then went on to complain that one of the books for her class was $100. Really? You're going to complain about a book being $100 when you just wasted like $500 of your tuition on classes you didn`t attend? (I'm sure $500 isn't the real number, but I'm not a mathmetician and don't care to actually calculate the costs of two weeks of class). Anyway, that's my brief rant about stupid people that waste their money on things they don't use. Good day.

My Top 5 Female Celebrity Crushes

1. Elisha Cuthbert. She is ridiculously hot and she's Canadian. I have not found a flaw with this woman. I would become a lesbian for her in a heartbeat. Well, no I wouldn't but you get the point.

2. Scarlett Johansson. Another woman without a flaw. She has a bangin' bod that is very womanly and she has a great voice. So unique. Also, I love her movies and she's a hottie. Oh, and she married RYAN REYNOLDS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

3. Mila Kunis. Hot. She can speak Russian! She's hilarious. She's a great actress. She's in one of my fav movies ("Forgetting Sarah Marshall") and she had her fist kiss with Ashton Kutcher on That 70s Show when she was 14. How can you not be fucking awesome after that?!

4. Emma Stone. She is a fantastic actress and she's bloody funny. I love her, Jim Carrey loves her and you should love her. For obvious reasons.

5. Leighton Meester. Otherwise known as Blair Waldorf from Gossip Girl (my fav show). She is so pretty and her character on GG is awesome: power bitch. LOVE!


So that is my current list of female celebrities that I would turn lesbian for. I don't actually mean that, but these women are HOT so I'm sure you would say the same thing.

My First Time! BLOG! First blog, I mean!

It feels kind of strange to be posting on a blog. I never thought I'd be one of those people, but hey, everyone's doing it right? Some of my friends may think I'm copying their idea but a friend of mine suggested I start a blog becaue she liked an album of mine on FB. So what the hell right? May as well. I'll do my best to post interesting things, but I warn those of you who may stumble upon this, or read it because I told you I have a blog: I'm sure much of my posts will turn into rants of things I cannot stand or things that I find annoy me on a regular basis. So anyway, if you are reading this for the first time or you have kept up with this blog in the future, I hope you enjoy it!